Mexico, underwear, tits and ass, and bibles

Since I found Jesus Christ in a haze of marijuana smoke one night in which the Jesus on the back window this Mexican's car started talking to me, I've decided to give up drinking except on Sundays in which I have a sip of the blood of Christ at the 11:45 mass at the Newman Center. But I might make an exception tonight.

First, I'll attend Tom and Jessica's annual Cinco de mayo party for some tequila and free food. Then I might go to Hell, where it'll be "Porn Night," where there'll be events such as Porn Trivia and "Porn-aoke" (porn karaoke), and I think they'll be giving away free porn. I'll just stand outside the door and pass out bibles.

Then, to finish off the night, it'll be the second annual Underwear Party at Jason and Whitney's. My friends, Tim, Todd, and Isaac, will be DJ-ing. I've actually been debating on whether to go to this or not because I'm out of shape, especially around the midsection, but, whatever, I'm going. I'll just stand outside and pass out bibles.

Of course, the heavy rain outside could change my plans...